What is man but a bowl of pain?

So much has happened since I last updated! Ah me! I'm afraid that I'm much to distraught and heartbroken to write about what happened at the baseball and thereafter but I will tell you that my life has become a pit of endless misery and woe.
It's too difficult for me to tell you what happened any other way besides poetry so here I go:

If I was in a Snow-globe

If I were in a snow globe I wouldn't have to break Bella's heart.
She'd have never met me if in a snow globe I lived!

But alas I live in the real world, and so I did depart
from Bella because my brother almost ate her,
and myself I can't forgive.

I just wish I lived in a snow globe w/ a hot snow chick
to ease my pain. Or just a chick flick
would do. I would play in the snow

If a snow globe was where I lived.

Bella, you shot across my sky like a meteor and now that you are gone my life is a dark abyss.

Well my devoted readers, I must go and brood some more, until next time,

Edward A. M. Cullen