Dangerous Danger

I am growing to close to one Isabella Swan. And I shouldn't be! I need to stop now while I still can. But alas, it's so hard. I'm afraid I've been quite rude to her and she was under the impression I regretted saving her life! How absurd. Anyways, Bella is a danger magnet so I've been following her around for the past couple days (I've been unable to go to school as it is sunny :( ..) I simply couldn't bear it if something happened to her! I would feel so incredibly guilty knowing I could've stopped it some how.
Anyways I 've got to go watch Bella sleep.

More later,
Edward C.

Grrr

Sorry, it's been forever but I just have had a lot to handle lately. You would not even believe how much I feel stupid for stopping that van. Not that I regret it... I don't regret saving her life. What is wrong with me? I am cold and unfeeling! This is not right! She's not one of us! I am a vampire and I have superhuman skills! I should be immune to human emotion! I gotta go eat.

Crap, Crap, Crappity Crap.

So, today when I got to school I was brooding by my precious Volvo, (as per usual) and watching as Bella Swan gets out of her car and stands there staring at her tires for some odd reason. When all of the sudden Tyler Crowley's Van comes speeding towards (you guessed it) Bella. She, being too shocked or frightened to move or something, just stands there staring at the incoming van in horror.
And I then suddenly found my self running (way to fast for the humans to see don't worry) over to Bella and stopping the car, and pushing her out of the way. She being the weird person that she is would not be swayed when I tried to convince her that I was standing next to her the entire time. Apparently she isn't quite as dumb as the other students at this school.
Now I know what you all are thinking, 'How could you do this Edward Cullen? That was a very stupid thing to do you moronic vampire you! ' But you know what? You guys can just shut up! Because I have been lectured enough already by Rosalie and the other people in my family. (Except for maybe Alice, who for some reason remains oddly cheerful at this whole situation)So just leave me alone! It wasn't my fault! I remain convinced (until other evidence presents its self) that my body and mind were suddenly taken over by another vampire or alien.
Well I've got to go listen to some linking park and dry sob because I can't cut my wrists or cry real tears.

Broodingly yours,

Edward Cullen.


Danger level has been upped to X-tremely too dangerous for love and a soul.

School Again

Dang it that girl is too friendly. I was pleased with my non-eating-Isabella-Marie-Swan skills but nooo, she has to go and make it all difficult. Now do relax, I didn't eat her. But I was tempted. So tempted. So very very tempted. She wants to be my friend. Does she not understand that while I may be pretty much the most attractive guy in the universe I am also a dangerous monster! What is wrong with her?
On the attractive note though...some kind people bought a picture of me today for a hefty sum of money (which I will not disclose for that would just be too vain), in order to make an action figure of me. I know, I know. I'm hot
But I must conclude for the moment for Alice has been eager to play chess with me. Jasper's in one of his moods again and Alice needs to be distracted. Sigh.
E. Cullen

My apologies.

I am very, very sorry about last post. Some idiot (Jasper) decided it would be funny to lock me in a closet and then give Emmett my laptop. Sometimes I hate living with these imbeciles. I mean seriously we all know I am the smartest one here.
Anyways good news!
Today I went to biology and talked to Bella! I did not even try to eat her this time!!
I know! I know, how amazing right?

More later,

E. C.

Danger status: Still way too dangerous.

I make myself laugh

la la la la. I am Edward Cullen. I think my brother Emmett is the bomb.com. He's so freaking buff and good looking and hunts like a bear. I am an emo child who likes to go eat mooses in Alaska. Heck yes. MOOSES. Bwaha. Or Moosen. Moosen in the woodsen. I am so emotional and can not control my need to eat my lab partner, even though that isn't awkward in the slightest. Heehee. OH dang!

Emmett really isn't funny. And he'd better learn to stop stealing my lap top.
Feeling murderous,
Edward Cullen

Back

Well, after much convincing and crying (Alice and Esme, not me) I have returned from Alaska. I am dreading going back to school though. So, as a precaution I will be going hunting all night tonight.

Be strong Eddie boy, be strong!
SHUT UP EMMETT.

Sorry, he stole my laptop for a moment. I've gotta go.

Urge to kill rising,
Edward Cullen.

Finally Arrived

Alaska is cold. But not as cold as I am. I'm as cold as ice. My heart is probably ice. That's how frozen it is. But alas, at least I have a heart, unlike a soul. But I digress. I saw a herd of moose awhile ago and would like to partake of some.

Now I have partaken of my moose. I really must say that while they're fine, they aren't near so delicious as mountain lions (or pumas, or cougars in case you didn't know. For you see, many organisms have several common names which is why people (mere mortals) can get confused. That is why scientific names are used. yeah.) Well I am feeling prompted to go speak to someone now I shall write again when I have the time.
Still moody,
"Dead"ward Cullen

Greetings from Alaska...

I, being the monster that I am, almost lost control with that Bella girl and have decided to hide out in Alaska for awhile as to not endanger the poor human further, much to my family's dismay (I'm so glad I won't be there to witness the look on Esme's face when she finds out I am missing.) So, for now I shall entertain myself with moodily driving my "father" carlisle's car and hunting...alot.

Still dangerous,
Edward Cullen