So, today when I got to school I was brooding by my precious Volvo, (as per usual) and watching as Bella Swan gets out of her car and stands there staring at her tires for some odd reason. When all of the sudden Tyler Crowley's Van comes speeding towards (you guessed it) Bella. She, being too shocked or frightened to move or something, just stands there staring at the incoming van in horror.
And I then suddenly found my self running (way to fast for the humans to see don't worry) over to Bella and stopping the car, and pushing her out of the way. She being the weird person that she is would not be swayed when I tried to convince her that I was standing next to her the entire time. Apparently she isn't quite as dumb as the other students at this school.
Now I know what you all are thinking, 'How could you do this Edward Cullen? That was a very stupid thing to do you moronic vampire you! ' But you know what? You guys can just shut up! Because I have been lectured enough already by Rosalie and the other people in my family. (Except for maybe Alice, who for some reason remains oddly cheerful at this whole situation)So just leave me alone! It wasn't my fault! I remain convinced (until other evidence presents its self) that my body and mind were suddenly taken over by another vampire or alien.
Well I've got to go listen to some linking park and dry sob because I can't cut my wrists or cry real tears.
Broodingly yours,
Edward Cullen.
Danger level has been upped to X-tremely too dangerous for love and a soul.
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