What is man but a bowl of pain?

So much has happened since I last updated! Ah me! I'm afraid that I'm much to distraught and heartbroken to write about what happened at the baseball and thereafter but I will tell you that my life has become a pit of endless misery and woe.
It's too difficult for me to tell you what happened any other way besides poetry so here I go:

If I was in a Snow-globe

If I were in a snow globe I wouldn't have to break Bella's heart.
She'd have never met me if in a snow globe I lived!

But alas I live in the real world, and so I did depart
from Bella because my brother almost ate her,
and myself I can't forgive.

I just wish I lived in a snow globe w/ a hot snow chick
to ease my pain. Or just a chick flick
would do. I would play in the snow

If a snow globe was where I lived.

Bella, you shot across my sky like a meteor and now that you are gone my life is a dark abyss.

Well my devoted readers, I must go and brood some more, until next time,

Edward A. M. Cullen

Baseball

ALAS! Tis been so long. I've been so preoccupied with my lovely love and all the new found hope I've found in my soul that I haven't written in any timely fashion. I ask most sincerely for your forgiveness. Anyway, today in a few hours we're going to play baseball and I am going to take Bella with us.

BOOM CRASH

Ah Thunder. I cannot wait. Vampire baseball is so beautiful. Like me. Minus the scintillating arms. And bronzey hair. and liquid topaz eyes.


Later
AH! no time to write! You would not believe what has happened! Oh! I am such a monster. Such a dreadfull monstrous beast! How could I pull Bella into this? How could I have been so selfish? How could I have put her in this danger? *dry sob* Why? Why did this have to happen?! Oh! It was all so beautiful. SO beautiful. My life was wonderful. I was stalking my brand of heroine and she was totally in love with me. And now it is all ruined.

So, Good news.

I had my first date with Bella today!
It was great, we talked about how I was a monster and also a masochistic lion and she was a stupid lamb. I can already tell she's my one true love. Then we laid in this field of flowers together and touched eachother's faces. It was real real romantic.
I went home with her and watched her eat dinner then I stayed and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I got on to her computer ( It has the slowest internet connection I have ever seen.) and wrote this blog! She talks in her sleep, it's very entertaining.
Oh. She's waking up!

Talk to you later,
Edward C.

Good Times

Oh Die-ary! er, Diary.
Today I actually have something happy to report! Emmett and Jasper were feeling worried about me. At first it was very annoying. Jasper kept walking around my volvo saying that it wasn't right for me to love Bella because she wasn't one of us. I was like "DUDE! I ALREADY KNOW THAT OK!!!" but instead I kept my cool and just sat there looking sullen and brooding like. But that's not the good news. The good news is precisely thus. After that Emmett and Jasper took me to a movie. At first I was not excited. Because normally movies are lame. Seriously. They mangle human emotions and give all vampires dark oily hair (as opposed to bronze flowing copper hair) and transylvanian accents (as opposed to a voice like velvet). So normally movies bug me. But we watched Star Trek. And the way Spock was so emotionless and monotone gave me even newer and greater aspirations for my way of speech! My life has changed. Oh the beauty just continues on and on.
Happier than Normal
E. Cullen

Beware. These happy moods never last long. Hate to kill the joy.

Confession

Dear World,

I have something of utmost urgency to tell you all.

I, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen am in love with one Isabella Marie Swan.
I know, I know, I didn't see it coming either. But boy do I feel a lot better now that it's off my chest. I've been keeping it a secret for months now, I fooled all of you into thinking that I hated her, but guess what! I don't, quite the opposite actually. Anyways that's really all I had to say, it was driving me crazy keeping it a secret. ( Yes, Alice we all know that you were right now shut up.)

My skin may be cold but my heart is on fire,

Edward A. M. Cullen

Theories

Sigh. I know it is seriously time to back off from Bella. Last night while I was watching her sleep she said my name. How obsessive! She could be some sort of creeper, and I just don't know how I feel about that. Then again, she needs me! The other day I was following her down a dark alleyway and she almost got into some trouble with some....punks. Fools! So I saved her and then I was driving fast (like always. Seriously. I don't even have to watch the road.) and she started speculating about me being some sort of super hero. She just doesn't get it. Sigh. My life is a sad bowl of soup.

Dangerous Danger

I am growing to close to one Isabella Swan. And I shouldn't be! I need to stop now while I still can. But alas, it's so hard. I'm afraid I've been quite rude to her and she was under the impression I regretted saving her life! How absurd. Anyways, Bella is a danger magnet so I've been following her around for the past couple days (I've been unable to go to school as it is sunny :( ..) I simply couldn't bear it if something happened to her! I would feel so incredibly guilty knowing I could've stopped it some how.
Anyways I 've got to go watch Bella sleep.

More later,
Edward C.