Oh Die-ary! er, Diary.
Today I actually have something happy to report! Emmett and Jasper were feeling worried about me. At first it was very annoying. Jasper kept walking around my volvo saying that it wasn't right for me to love Bella because she wasn't one of us. I was like "DUDE! I ALREADY KNOW THAT OK!!!" but instead I kept my cool and just sat there looking sullen and brooding like. But that's not the good news. The good news is precisely thus. After that Emmett and Jasper took me to a movie. At first I was not excited. Because normally movies are lame. Seriously. They mangle human emotions and give all vampires dark oily hair (as opposed to bronze flowing copper hair) and transylvanian accents (as opposed to a voice like velvet). So normally movies bug me. But we watched Star Trek. And the way Spock was so emotionless and monotone gave me even newer and greater aspirations for my way of speech! My life has changed. Oh the beauty just continues on and on.
Happier than Normal
E. Cullen
Beware. These happy moods never last long. Hate to kill the joy.
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