Theories

Sigh. I know it is seriously time to back off from Bella. Last night while I was watching her sleep she said my name. How obsessive! She could be some sort of creeper, and I just don't know how I feel about that. Then again, she needs me! The other day I was following her down a dark alleyway and she almost got into some trouble with some....punks. Fools! So I saved her and then I was driving fast (like always. Seriously. I don't even have to watch the road.) and she started speculating about me being some sort of super hero. She just doesn't get it. Sigh. My life is a sad bowl of soup.