So, Good news.

I had my first date with Bella today!
It was great, we talked about how I was a monster and also a masochistic lion and she was a stupid lamb. I can already tell she's my one true love. Then we laid in this field of flowers together and touched eachother's faces. It was real real romantic.
I went home with her and watched her eat dinner then I stayed and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I got on to her computer ( It has the slowest internet connection I have ever seen.) and wrote this blog! She talks in her sleep, it's very entertaining.
Oh. She's waking up!

Talk to you later,
Edward C.

Good Times

Oh Die-ary! er, Diary.
Today I actually have something happy to report! Emmett and Jasper were feeling worried about me. At first it was very annoying. Jasper kept walking around my volvo saying that it wasn't right for me to love Bella because she wasn't one of us. I was like "DUDE! I ALREADY KNOW THAT OK!!!" but instead I kept my cool and just sat there looking sullen and brooding like. But that's not the good news. The good news is precisely thus. After that Emmett and Jasper took me to a movie. At first I was not excited. Because normally movies are lame. Seriously. They mangle human emotions and give all vampires dark oily hair (as opposed to bronze flowing copper hair) and transylvanian accents (as opposed to a voice like velvet). So normally movies bug me. But we watched Star Trek. And the way Spock was so emotionless and monotone gave me even newer and greater aspirations for my way of speech! My life has changed. Oh the beauty just continues on and on.
Happier than Normal
E. Cullen

Beware. These happy moods never last long. Hate to kill the joy.

Confession

Dear World,

I have something of utmost urgency to tell you all.

I, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen am in love with one Isabella Marie Swan.
I know, I know, I didn't see it coming either. But boy do I feel a lot better now that it's off my chest. I've been keeping it a secret for months now, I fooled all of you into thinking that I hated her, but guess what! I don't, quite the opposite actually. Anyways that's really all I had to say, it was driving me crazy keeping it a secret. ( Yes, Alice we all know that you were right now shut up.)

My skin may be cold but my heart is on fire,

Edward A. M. Cullen

Theories

Sigh. I know it is seriously time to back off from Bella. Last night while I was watching her sleep she said my name. How obsessive! She could be some sort of creeper, and I just don't know how I feel about that. Then again, she needs me! The other day I was following her down a dark alleyway and she almost got into some trouble with some....punks. Fools! So I saved her and then I was driving fast (like always. Seriously. I don't even have to watch the road.) and she started speculating about me being some sort of super hero. She just doesn't get it. Sigh. My life is a sad bowl of soup.